Removing Red Eye

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This is Dora the Explorer. Technically, she has naturally brown eyes, but we are monsters, so we are going to tell her she shouldn’t have them. Dora is now very sad and wants gray eyes. But how can we give them to her?

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Let’s move our cursor over to the icon that looks like an eye. Let’s just say we’re all new to Photoshop, okay? We’ll call this the “eye button.” Everyone cool? Good. Because we have to hurry. Dora is getting very upset.

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Holy crap, that button actually normally looks like a bandage. Scratch the last section of instructions. Click on that bandage, then click on the eye. Let’s just say that this is our first time trying to use a Mac, okay? Windows is so much more simpler, dammit! Anyway, let’s get back to “fixing” Dora’s eyes because she’s crying now.

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Wow, we’ve already begun ruining her. What we just did was hold down the mouse button to wrap a square around her eye. When we released the button, BOOM! Her eye is now gray. Dora now looks like a cyborg. We won’t tell Dora that, though, because she thinks she looks amazing. Let’s “fix” her other eye.

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And we’ve done it. By repeating the process on her other eye, we’ve now made Dora into a freak. We’ve told her that she looks ugly, and that we were just messing with her when we told her she had “red eye,” and now her eyes look like they came from an old black and white movie or something. Dora is now freaking her shit out, but we won’t tell her it can be undone easily by clicking “step backward.” However, we’re not done f*cking around with Dora yet. Let’s see what else we can do to her!

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What we have just done is we have used the tool, but on her entire body. Now the software is “finding red eyes,” because technically that’s all it’s meant to be used for, but we really don’t like Dora very much, and this is too much fun. Let’s see what happens when it’s done!

Screen Shot 2017-03-08 at 2.12.59 PMThere. Look at that f*cking monstrosity. We have turned Dora into some kind of a…well, I’m not even sure what to call her. She looks like she’s slowly turning into stone, or maybe she is covered in grime because we told her there was buried treasure in a rock pit or something. Anyway, that’s the “red eye” tool! Use it for whatever evil purpose you want to. Or don’t. Dacey might end up expelled from the class for this post anyway (just kidding, right? Right?).


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